Pony Cuteness!

 

 

 

 

“Laugh when you can,

apologize when you should,

let go of what you can't change.”

Small White Dot

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

"It's a period," he replied.

"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a period?"

"Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack and the boy next door joined the Navy."

My Resignation

 

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an ADULT. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle. I want to see who can blow the biggest bubble. I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them. I want to drink Kool-Aid, and eat lemonheads with my friends.

 

I don't want to change clothes because I got a little dirty. I want to enjoy everyday like its summer vacation. I want to return to a time when life was simple.  

When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and TV show theme songs, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

 

I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again, like a new hot wheel. I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more illness, and loss of loved ones.  

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination and mankind. I want to be in the roller derby and actually believe The Three Stooges are real.

 

So...here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements, my pager, my Cell Phone, my palm pilot, my fax machine and my DVD player, and last but not least my mortgage book. I am officially resigning from adulthood.

 

And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first

cause...

 

"TAG YOU'RE IT AND YOU HAVE COOTIES"

Happy Keester

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From the Easter Bunny...

 

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

 

Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

 

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

 

 

There's no such thing as too much candy.

 

All work and no play can make you a basket case.

 

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

 

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

 

Let happy thoughts multiply Like rabbits.

 

Some body parts should be floppy.

 

 

Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans.

 

Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.

 

The grass is greener in someone else's basket.

 

An Easter bonnet can cover the wildest hare.

 

 

 

 

To show your true colors, You have to come out of your shell.

 

 

The best things in life Are still sweet and gooey.